These are the sordid details which we know for certain: On October 1st, 2006, Marty will board a flight bound for Kathmandu, the capital city of Nepal, via San Francisco, Taipei, and Bangkok (where hopefully he will encounter only one peaceful military coup). Upon arrival, he will spend five days in the Kathmandu Valley receiving a crash course in Nepali linguistics, no doubt relying heavily on his pocket Nepali phrase-book to look only marginally asinine and all Western and stuff. Marty will then be shuttled off to a village called Kaskikot, situated near Pokhara (Nepal's third largest city, located near the Annapurna mountain range). Marty will spend six weeks in a rural health clinic there, curing tuberculosis and leprosy with a snap of his fingers (much to the chagrin of the pharmaceutical industry). This part of the trip will also involve a home-stay with a local family, which will be a good opportunity for Marty to debunk myths of Western grandeur. The final six weeks of the trip will see Marty return to the jewel of the Kathmandu Valley (that being Kathmandu itself), to spend time volunteering in an urban health clinic (for monkeys and elephants). Along the way, Marty will be recording his experience in various formats to share with the good people of the world upon his arrival home.
These are the sordid details which we do NOT know for certain: it remains to be seen how Marty will pull off returning to Portland only two days before the Winter quarter begins. Add to that the fact that he will have nowhere to live, and you really have to question his logic. That being said, Marty does own a tent, a bicycle, and a bicycle trailer, and given the number of wonderful parks in the greater Portland area, it is feasible that Marty could pull off never paying rent again. What also remains to be seen is how often Marty will be able to update this wicked-awesome website, given his year-long track record of anemic blog posting and the remoteness of his future locale; however, all signs point towards a recent increase in creativity levels, and he's been told that inter-web joints are a dime a dozen in Kathmandu, so Marty's got that going for him at least...which is nice.
Finally, Marty's attempts to procure a therapeutic LASER (i.e. "cold" LASER) from various corporate interests prior to his departure have been met with utter silence. Marty's idea was to solicit donations of a LASER (or two) from said companies which could be used in the clinics he will be volunteering in. Following his departure, the LASER(s) would remain with the local staff, thereby conferring years of soft tissue miracle-healing benefit for the folks in the health outpost catchment area. Marty's bummed that nothing came through prior to his departure, but he keeps an optimistic attitude that his appetite for LASER will eventually be sated.
From here on in, Marty will stop referring to himself in the third person (but not until he figures out who the "second" person really is!).